Stop, look and listen.

I may not be starting fights in the yard but I’d do anything for a Lil Kim poster. Miss her. I’m still waiting for the next CD to drop. Until then here’s the skinny on last week. My friend Jared and I finally got to lay out and I’m so glad he brought his own shortie shorts.  Fear not I had my favorite Aussie Bum trunks on. The same pair I wore to GAY Days where I saw 5′s and 10′s of people wearing the same thing. (fail)

Loves to Pose.

Sadly I did not get a feather in my hair. And yes I am epically disappointed. (whitegirlproblems) Word on the street is that it will be happening next week. I hope so. I think a giant Peacock feather would look A-mazing on me. Course I’m biased and slightly delusional.

Love my job.

Oh. My. Glitter.  You are going to so wish you were with me last Saturday. I dj’ed at one of my FAVORITE stores MACA Clothe. Love that place and the hot owner Mandy. She was looking beyond fierce. I was ecstatic to dj for her and those lovely ladies. We had so much fun dancing and I even learned how to do the “Wobble!” I can promise you I did not look like these people. I really need to find someone to teach me how to dance.